A man and a woman had been missing the 'spark' in their romance lately. So the wife decided that she was going to surprise her husband when he came home from work that night. She went to the store and bought the nicest lingerie she could find, bought some wine and put on romantic music. When her husband walked in the door she turned on the music and met him at the door, she wrapped herself around and him and said.
"Whisper something dirty in my hair"
Her husband smiled and said "the kitchen, the bathroom, the laundry. What have you been doing all day, start cleaning!"
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Posted 10 February 2012 - 12:30 PM
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