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[Quirky Jessi]

• I see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
  
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
  
• How about never? Is never good for you?
  
• I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
  
• I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
  
• I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
  
• I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
  
• I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
  
• It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
  
• Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again...
  
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  
• You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
  
• I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
  
• I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  
• I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  
• Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
  
• The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
  
• Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
  
• What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
  
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
  
• It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
  
• And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
  
• Do I look like a people person?
  
• This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
  
• I started! out with nothing & still have most of it left.
  
• Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
  
• If I throw a stick, will you leave?
  
• Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
  
• Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
  
• I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
  
• A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
  
• Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
  
• Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
  
• Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
  
• Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
  
• How do I set a laser printer to stun?
  
• I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

What else would you say?

[lovesstories]

Here's one: "Sorry, but I can't come in today. I quit." I wanted to say that several times when I worked at that temp job at the hospital.

[CrownedClown]

I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
This one is soo like me. Gonna save all of those on my PC

[zaerine]

"I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks." I think I had said that before. LOL

Things I have said:
- That was itchy to the brain.
- If they can do it, let them.

[Mommyjoyce]

Never said those at any time.  But it sure brings the smile to me reading your posts.  I like hearing them in movies.  hahaha  Now, I'm reading them here.  It's funnier when all piled up.

[sergiu23]

I always wanted to try that one : " You know what?" F** you, F*** you, F*** you (while with one hand pointing them and with the other giving them the middle finger), I am outta here!" and also trashing an office or a printer on my way out, so to make it more dramatic I will still use it on first chance.